if you like me you must not know who I am
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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