3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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