I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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