Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
