you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
