I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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