I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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