Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
