apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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