yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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