Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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