I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This baby is an asshole
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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