yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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