i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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