But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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