Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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