They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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