the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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