Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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