No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You dont lie about slip and slides
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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