shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he just fucked me for my cheese..
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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