oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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