Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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