I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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