I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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