she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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