I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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