I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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