I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
is it fun? or sober?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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