Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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