Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
40s are totally the cure
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
