please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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