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say what?
wanna hang out?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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