just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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