i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I woke up under a house in Key West
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