i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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