is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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