I got chris browned last night
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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