If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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