I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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