Your tits are I can't wait for
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
worst night to have a conscience
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
