Plan B is the new Plan A
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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