If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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