there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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