in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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