Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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