if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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