Are we in a gay sports bar?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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