you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough