I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.