Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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