Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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