We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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