we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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